1. They are majestic. Everyone has a certain level of self respect, we retards have it in a majestic level. And we consider ourselves to be kings .
2.They are the most cool people to hangout with. Have an emotional problem or something secret u want to share to anyone? Tell that to us. Coz we aren’t even listening. Your secrets are safe we promise.
3.We won’t ever judge u :), unless u are black or mexican or a superman hater.
4. Fed up of your relationship? We can come up with the best ideas to breakup. Sorry honey, spongebob just made fire inside the ocean, I have to dedicate my life to master this soscery.
5. A retard might even start his own blog page and self advertise to get atleast 10 followers so that he can be famous like tom cruise.